-Every book by Nicholas Sparks
-Every book by Stephanie Meyer
-Every book by Jane Austen
-The “perfect” characters in the works by the aforementioned authors
-The crazy, unrealistic expectations that girls put on guys as a result of reading and being influenced by the aforementioned propaganda
-The unfortunate fact that a lot of girls seem to think that communication is unnecessary, irrelevant, and/or unromantic
I’m not Mr. Darcy, and I’m not Edward Cullen. Don’t expect me to charm you with my abundant wealth, perfect manners, and British accent; I have none of the above. Don’t expect me to subtly reveal vampiric ways; I have yet to understand why that is so appealing. Don’t even expect me to be your absolute perfect match, because even if I am, relationships still require hard work and communication (sometimes tough, direct, and uncomfortable), and all things that honor Jesus to thrive.